July212014

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Magical

11PM
Yeah those are strange dogs

Yeah those are strange dogs

(Source: yeahiwasintheshit, via tastefullyoffensive)

July182014
abcdfghijklnopqrstuvwxy:

Brownie in a mug directions

abcdfghijklnopqrstuvwxy:

Brownie in a mug directions

(via ilovecharts)

July102014
theaxefactory:

Coolest thing that happened this week!

Yayayayayayaya my man and I know how to run a dominos right!

theaxefactory:

Coolest thing that happened this week!

Yayayayayayaya my man and I know how to run a dominos right!

June282014

tastefullyoffensive:

Sasha vs. Q-tips [symphonicotter]

June252014
isarahsmiles:

sixpenceee:

asinsanity:

sixpenceee:

What if you woke up and looked at your phone and saw a text you don’t even remember sending? Well phenomena such as “sleep-texting” and “sleep-emailing” are happening right along with sleepwalking. 
According to professors at the New York University, our phones have become so integrated in our lives that it’s crossing the boundary between being asleep and being awake.
The kind of messages being sent varies by the sleep-texter; some people send incoherent or just badly spelled messages, and others text as fluently as when they’re awake. A likely factor of this is stress and exhaustion.
I got this information from here and here

I SLEEP TEXT ALL THE TIMEIT IS SO CREEPY SOMETIMES THE CONVERSATIONS ALMOST MAKE SENSEI FREAK OUT ALL MY FRIENDS ALL THE TIME

:O I wonder if the “most embarrassing sleep text you’ve sent” is a thing

I didn’t know this was an actual thing and that other people had it oh my gosh I thought I was just a weirdo. I sleep text my boyfriend A LOT, unaware and apparently stops me by actually telling me I’m sleep texting and I stop texting him xD Also, these texts make perfect sense and are like actual conversations IT’S CRAZY TOTALLY CRAZY I have absolutely no recollection of them.

I once texted the word “wacter” to a friend HA

isarahsmiles:

sixpenceee:

asinsanity:

sixpenceee:

What if you woke up and looked at your phone and saw a text you don’t even remember sending? Well phenomena such as “sleep-texting” and “sleep-emailing” are happening right along with sleepwalking.

According to professors at the New York University, our phones have become so integrated in our lives that it’s crossing the boundary between being asleep and being awake.

The kind of messages being sent varies by the sleep-texter; some people send incoherent or just badly spelled messages, and others text as fluently as when they’re awake. A likely factor of this is stress and exhaustion.

I got this information from here and here

I SLEEP TEXT ALL THE TIME
IT IS SO CREEPY
SOMETIMES THE CONVERSATIONS ALMOST MAKE SENSE
I FREAK OUT ALL MY FRIENDS ALL THE TIME

:O I wonder if the “most embarrassing sleep text you’ve sent” is a thing

I didn’t know this was an actual thing and that other people had it oh my gosh I thought I was just a weirdo. I sleep text my boyfriend A LOT, unaware and apparently stops me by actually telling me I’m sleep texting and I stop texting him xD Also, these texts make perfect sense and are like actual conversations IT’S CRAZY TOTALLY CRAZY I have absolutely no recollection of them.

I once texted the word “wacter” to a friend HA

(via sixpenceee)

June132014
May302014
May222014

Ghost Stories

So I’ve been reading reviews for Ghost Stories, and it has been frustrating because a lot of them seem to be by people who absolutely hate Coldplay and always have so they aren’t giving any relevant feedback. I got the album from Target when it came out and got the three bonus tracks, I will admit that the entire album caught me a little off-guard… The past couple albums have seemed to tell a story, or at least it felt like all the songs fit together. I think this album does that, minus A Sky Full of Stars which seems like to most random track to put on this album. I mean don’t get me wrong I’m not hating on Coldplay because I do like the song, but I guess I feel annoyed that they put it into this album. It seems like they put it in there to maybe make fans of their past couple albums happy? I don’t know, it just doesn’t fit. I think the main thing I feel when I listen to this album is just an overwhelming sadness for a singer (who I really appreciate) who is very clearly going through a very tough time in his life. I know Gwyneth Paltrow is hated for various reasons by many people, but in the end this was still two people who loved each other and now they are getting divorced. So can everyone just shut the fuck up about how she is a bitch and all that and how stupid he is for ever being with her. We all fall in love with people for certain reasons and just because one person may seem abhorrent to you does not mean they are to someone else. Also maybe I ignore some of the things the press have quoted her saying because I love Chris Martin so I feel like he is with her for a reason. I think I just want to tell everyone to fuck off. This album is different, but every single one of their albums has been different and if you think about it are you the same person you were 5 years ago? 10 years ago? More than likely not, so stop pretending like it isn’t okay for a band to evolve and experiment with their music. 

May112014

tastefullyoffensive:

[video/gifak/via]

oh my god this is the greatest

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